stfulily:

getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies

(via assckles)

tallulahblues:

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.

(via satunsbestfriend)

"If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. Kissing them should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre. Your stomach may turn, electricity goes up your spine and you lose your breath. It shouldn’t be like a burning candle, it should be like fireworks are going off."
- The Khool Haus (via thekhoolhaus)

(via aileenacoustic)

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via w0nd3rw4l)

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

Officer, my internet history will prove I was reading gay porn at the time of the murder

(via w0nd3rw4l)

shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

(via jensen-ackels)