I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

(via infiinite3scape)


I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand

(via dualshadows)


I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

(via swaglessheathen)

"You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life."
- Unknown (via dualshadows)

(Source: acrosstheunivese, via dualshadows)


If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying

(Source: timid, via jayzee35)

"I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
If you don’t ask…I won’t tell."
- (via haileymr)

(Source: iamboundtowin, via jayzee35)

"Never beg someone to stay"
- my five word story  (via asdfghjkllove)

(Source: curse-of-curvess, via amicisvita)